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I usually blog on mobile bc I'm a lazy shit

most recent old URL: petitedhampir
I track the tag of whatever my current URL is. I also track all of my old URLs.

IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I REBLOGGED SOMETHING SUPER OLD FROM YOU: I generally run off of a shuffled queue. That means that sometimes I'll queue something and it won't actually post for awhile because my queue is usually close to full. I'm not stalking your blog (probably.)

IF YOU NEED ME TO TAG SOMETHING SO THAT YOU CAN BLACKLIST IT OR WHATEVER: Just let me know. I will do my very best to tag it. I don't want anyone to be uncomfortable or to suffer because of me. That being said, I am human. I do make errors. So please forgive me if I occasionally forget.
praise the sun, bitches
beasleypercussion:

montparnassty:

lesmisblog:

Just…
Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?
It is like pure gold <3

Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.

I love learning 
wanderlostme:

peruvian—goddess:

this is so fucking accurate 
lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

beanseller:

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team aqua is still better than team magma

isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3


cr1tikal voice:
alright I'll go fuck myself then