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I usually blog on mobile bc I'm a lazy shit

most recent old URL: petitedhampir
I track the tag of whatever my current URL is. I also track all of my old URLs.

IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I REBLOGGED SOMETHING SUPER OLD FROM YOU: I generally run off of a shuffled queue. That means that sometimes I'll queue something and it won't actually post for awhile because my queue is usually close to full. I'm not stalking your blog (probably.)

IF YOU NEED ME TO TAG SOMETHING SO THAT YOU CAN BLACKLIST IT OR WHATEVER: Just let me know. I will do my very best to tag it. I don't want anyone to be uncomfortable or to suffer because of me. That being said, I am human. I do make errors. So please forgive me if I occasionally forget.
praise the sun, bitches
spirited away is about rescuing your idiot parents from pig hell, a trial we must all face while growing up


offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ



eating healthy sounds like a great idea until you start to miss your favorite junk foods

What would happen if you got Tammy's Head+Brimstone?
- snilser



this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him